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World Famous ‘Puppetry of the Penis’ comes to The Hawth for ONE NIGHT ONLY!

Are YOU brave enough to sit front row? The international phenomenon is coming to Crawley on Friday 12th August DIRECT from Las Vegas for ONE night only!



The theatrical contortion act, whereby two men stand on stage wearing nothing but sunglasses, capes, socks and trainers, take centre stage and spend  over an hour molding their genitalia into various positions, along with comedic narration purely for your amusement. It is humorously called “Dick Trick’s” or “genital origami,” referring to the flexibility of the human penis, testicles and scrotum.

The show has been thrilling audiences world wide, has been hosted in over 35 countries and in 6 languages- and is now coming to OUR TOWN!

This show will host all of the famous favourites, including  the Fruit Bat, the Brain, the Flying Squirrel, and of course, the iconic Hamburger, but will also include feature new creations that will undoubtedly have you and your friends in hilarious fits of laughter for the remainder of the night.

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So if you are planning to give your girlfriend one last send off on her Hen do, look no further! The Puppetry of the Penis is the perfect show for thrilling your friend on her birthday, or dare we say it- the ULTIMATE alternative first date!?! As expected- all guests must be 18+, the show is non sexual but does feature full frontal male nudity from the onset and throughout.

Tickets are available from The Hawth Box Office HERE, at £21.50 per person. If you are lucky enough to be over 60 then you get tickets HALF PRICE!   BUT, they are selling out quickly, so Book NOW to avoid disappointment! Form an orderly queue ladies and gentlemen, we look forward to seeing you there…………….